AQUARIUS - JANUARY 20 to FEBRUARY 18
EVERYONE THINKS YOU'RE A FUCKING JERK.
PISCES - FEBRUARY 19 to MARCH 20
YOU HAVE A VIVID IMAGINATION AND OFTEN THINK YOU ARE BEING FOLLOWED BY THE F.B.I.
ARIES - MARCH 21 to APRIL 19
YOU ARE A PRICK.
TAURUS - APRIL 20 to MAY 20
YOU'LL DIE OF A METH ADDICTION.
GEMINI - MAY 21 to JUNE 20
YOU ARE A QUICK AND INTELLIGENT THINKER. PEOPLE LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE BISEXUAL.
CANCER - JUNE 21 to JULY 22
EVERYBODY IN PRISON IS A CANCER.
LEO - JULY 23 to AUGUST 22
LEO PEOPLE ARE THIEVING MOTHER-FUCKERS AND SPEND MOST OF THEIR TIME KISSING MIRRORS.
VIRGO - AUGUST 23 to SEPTEMBER 22
YOU ARE COLD AND UNEMOTIONAL AND OFTEN FALL ASLEEP SCREWING. VIRGOS MAKE GOOD BUS DRIVERS AND PIMPS.
LIBRA - SEPTEMBER 23 to OCTOBER 22
IF YOU ARE MALE YOU ARE PROBABLY QUEER. MOST LIBRA WOMEN ARE WHORES. ALL LIBRAS DIE OF VENEREAL DISEASE.
SCORPIO - OCTOBER 23 to NOVEMBER 21
THE WORST OF THE LOT. YOU ARE SHREWD IN BUSINESS AND CANNOT BE TRUSTED. MOST SCORPIOS ARE MURDERED.
SAGITTARIUS - NOVEMBER 22 to DECEMBER 21
SAGITTARIANS ARE DRUNKS. NIXON WAS A SAGITTARIAN. YOU ARE NOT WORTH THE TIME OF DAY.
CAPRICORN - DECEMBER 22 to JANUARY 19
YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF.
3 comments:
i'm a virgo.
and a pimp.
your a liar/bus driver and and you fall asleep screwing.
-anthrax
yeah. that's true also.
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