"Soulja Boy Tell'em is many things to many people. Apparently, prophetic is one of them. What began as juddering camcorder footage in his basement mutated into worldwide phenomenon. You've memorized the infectious hooks. The dance has been inexorably burned into your muscle memory. And the numbers confirm what you already know: 400 million views on YouTube; over five million downloads of the pandemic single "Crank That (Soulja Boy)"; seven weeks atop Billboard's Hot 100 singles' chart; more than five million ringtones sold; platinum status and beyond for debut album Souljaboytellem.com. "

damn.